There is no one else in this world who is more important than me (or at least that is the way I see it). I don’t like to hear much about you. Mostly, I only care about how you make me feel about myself. I sometimes talk about you with other people, but only when I think it will make me look cool or smart in front of my friends or allow me to be the “office hero”.
I don’t like to have to think too hard about what you tell me. I don’t want to have to go out of my way to have a relationship with you. In fact, for the most part, I’ll leave all that work stuff up to you.
Who am I?
I am your customer. If we haven’t met, it’s nice to meet you.